Poodle Kisser Criteria 

 

Baseball has long had "Kangaroo Courts." An informal, yet honored system of checks and balances. At Team Geritol, our Kangaroo Court, has morphed, de-evolved into a Poodle-based justice system.

 

If a player: 

Makes 2 outs in 1 inning..he has to wear the Poodle Kisser shirt

 

If a player strikes out...swinging, called out, or fouls out, put on the shirt

 

If a player shows up late for the game, without having called and made prior arrangements...it is Poodle-Kissing time. 

 

There are degrees of pink:

1. The pink shirt

2. The pink shorts

3. The pink knee high scocks